Postmodern Liturgist Resources

One of the best facts from The da Vinci Code is the Gnostic fact – that the real story of Christianity is not the “face value” story. There’s a big secret and not everyone knows it. Be sure you’re part of the in-crowd with this song set to “I myself am the Bread of Life.”

CHORUS:
I myself know the secret now;
You and I know the secret now;
We know about the big conspiracy
From da Vinci Code.

VERSES:
Jesus and his friends, especially his wife,
Weren’t really Christian, as we’d define the term.
Catholicism is a lie!
CHORUS.

Good Friday wasn’t the day that Jesus died,
Once he had rested, they retired to France.
Catholicism is a lie!
CHORUS.

Jesus’ descendants, the Merovingians,
And many others obscured this vital truth:
Catholicism is a lie!
CHORUS.

The sage da Vinci, put clues in his great work
Cleverly hid them in a convent dining room:
Catholicism is a lie!
CHORUS.